Stone Life

Just when you are feeling very high-minded, sure that the brilliance you are spouting about the intricacies of the political/moral struggles that underly Lord of the Flies, sure that at any moment the their heads will explode from the knowledge overload, that they might fall on the floor convulsing in fits of hysteria over the depth of understanding that has been awakened in them.....you find out that, rather than listening to a damn word you said, they were pretending to pay attention to you in order to sketch you.

I'd be mad, but I think she did a fair job.

"The only problem with it, Mr. Stone," observed one of he classmates, "is we've never seen you smile."

Both of them deserve A's!