I have started to post a few times, but it kills me to not give my full attention to something that I write (which I have not the inclination to do right now), so I thought I would just toss out a few tidbits in short chunks instead of following a narrative of some sort.
*Things I have never seen/done till now:
1. Watched someone smoke crack - that's right; tonight as we were riding the U-Bahn back to our neighborhood, a young man stepped on at one of the stops and quickly proceeded to the nearest corner (aka: where we were sitting). In full view of us and the other dozen or so in the car, he nonchalantly unrolled a piece of tin foil with what appeared to be some sort of crack-like substance, heated it with a lighter, and smoked until the next stop where he exited as quickly as he entered.
2. Been shot at - NYE was a chaotic madhouse in Berlin. There are apparantly no fireworks laws, and so everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is carrying around backpacks full of explosives. We are not talking about blackcats or sparklers; rather, these are industrial grade small-explosives, probably bigger than the shows that they used to put on in Crane. We walked around the city for five or six hours that night, and so we got pretty deft at dodging stray bombs and when to duck away from flashes that were seen out of the corners of our eyes, but nothing prepared us for when we passed under the second/third story window in a residential neighborhood and a guy leaned out the window with a pistol and started firing. Granted, he was not really shooting AT us, but it was bloody frightening having a gun pointed right above you and firing four or five times.
3. Walked on water - as if my ego needed a bigger boost, as I went for a run this morning (side note: Berlin is a great runner's city. There are trails along the rivers all through the city) I took a short cut through a large wooded park area and came across a pond that appeared to be frozen over. I have always wanted to walk out onto a frozen pond like they do in the movies, so I inched my way out towards the middle and then quickly made my way back to land. It was pretty cool.
4. Been to a German movie theatre - I realize this is not terribly excited for most of you, but I wanted to include this nugget. Germany's big Christmas release this year was "Buddenbrooks." I know, I know! I was excited too! As we all know, this was Thomas Mann's first novel when he was in his twenties, and it became a HUGE German success in the 1930's (give or take a few years...I can't remember). This is a big-budget film adaptation of the novel, and I went to see it last night. (side-note2: interestingly enough, they sell tickets at different prices in German theatres, and if you want to sit towards the middle or back of the theatre, you pay a little more. They assign specific seats just like a sporting event.) The film was entirely in German, so I did not catch 100% of it, but encouragingly enough, I was able to follow along pretty well, and it was great. If you have a chance to see it in sub-titles, please do, but, more importantly, if you have never read the novel, you should. It is fairly light-hearted and easy to read for a novelist that is oftentimes difficult.
5. Doener Kebaps are like manna from heaven - This Turkish immigrant to Germany may rival beer as the best thing here. I LOVE THEM, and I would eat them three times a day if I could. Yum, Yum, Yum.
6. German pastries are simply better than U.S. pastries. We do not understand it, but neither Julie nor I ever eat the pastries back home, but over here we cannot get enough. They are so, so good, and we think Abbey should come over here, learn from the masters, and open a Euro-bakery back in the States. (this picture was supposed to have the pastries we were eating this morning, but you will just have to pretend.)
7. Kirschen Bier (cherry beer)...not bad!! - for our anniversary yesterday we broke with the daily tradiation of finding the cheapest, smallest place in Berlin and eating for under ten Euros; instead, opting for a large brewery/restaurant in the heart of what appears to be something of a Times Square Berlin. I started with the house brew, which was good, but Julie had an apple beer that she liked so much that I decided to drink a cherry beer. With the exception of drinking a beer that was basically pink, I really like it.
8. Berlin bars are not smoky (sorry Chad) - apparantly the neo-nazis that run the Dallas City Council have made their way back over to the motherland, and public smoking has been outlawed in Berlin. I still have high hopes for Koeln and Munchen, but it seems doubtful.
Have a good workday tomorrow....and maybe I will let Julie write some later.
*Things I have never seen/done till now:
1. Watched someone smoke crack - that's right; tonight as we were riding the U-Bahn back to our neighborhood, a young man stepped on at one of the stops and quickly proceeded to the nearest corner (aka: where we were sitting). In full view of us and the other dozen or so in the car, he nonchalantly unrolled a piece of tin foil with what appeared to be some sort of crack-like substance, heated it with a lighter, and smoked until the next stop where he exited as quickly as he entered.
2. Been shot at - NYE was a chaotic madhouse in Berlin. There are apparantly no fireworks laws, and so everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is carrying around backpacks full of explosives. We are not talking about blackcats or sparklers; rather, these are industrial grade small-explosives, probably bigger than the shows that they used to put on in Crane. We walked around the city for five or six hours that night, and so we got pretty deft at dodging stray bombs and when to duck away from flashes that were seen out of the corners of our eyes, but nothing prepared us for when we passed under the second/third story window in a residential neighborhood and a guy leaned out the window with a pistol and started firing. Granted, he was not really shooting AT us, but it was bloody frightening having a gun pointed right above you and firing four or five times.
3. Walked on water - as if my ego needed a bigger boost, as I went for a run this morning (side note: Berlin is a great runner's city. There are trails along the rivers all through the city) I took a short cut through a large wooded park area and came across a pond that appeared to be frozen over. I have always wanted to walk out onto a frozen pond like they do in the movies, so I inched my way out towards the middle and then quickly made my way back to land. It was pretty cool.
4. Been to a German movie theatre - I realize this is not terribly excited for most of you, but I wanted to include this nugget. Germany's big Christmas release this year was "Buddenbrooks." I know, I know! I was excited too! As we all know, this was Thomas Mann's first novel when he was in his twenties, and it became a HUGE German success in the 1930's (give or take a few years...I can't remember). This is a big-budget film adaptation of the novel, and I went to see it last night. (side-note2: interestingly enough, they sell tickets at different prices in German theatres, and if you want to sit towards the middle or back of the theatre, you pay a little more. They assign specific seats just like a sporting event.) The film was entirely in German, so I did not catch 100% of it, but encouragingly enough, I was able to follow along pretty well, and it was great. If you have a chance to see it in sub-titles, please do, but, more importantly, if you have never read the novel, you should. It is fairly light-hearted and easy to read for a novelist that is oftentimes difficult.
5. Doener Kebaps are like manna from heaven - This Turkish immigrant to Germany may rival beer as the best thing here. I LOVE THEM, and I would eat them three times a day if I could. Yum, Yum, Yum.
6. German pastries are simply better than U.S. pastries. We do not understand it, but neither Julie nor I ever eat the pastries back home, but over here we cannot get enough. They are so, so good, and we think Abbey should come over here, learn from the masters, and open a Euro-bakery back in the States. (this picture was supposed to have the pastries we were eating this morning, but you will just have to pretend.)
7. Kirschen Bier (cherry beer)...not bad!! - for our anniversary yesterday we broke with the daily tradiation of finding the cheapest, smallest place in Berlin and eating for under ten Euros; instead, opting for a large brewery/restaurant in the heart of what appears to be something of a Times Square Berlin. I started with the house brew, which was good, but Julie had an apple beer that she liked so much that I decided to drink a cherry beer. With the exception of drinking a beer that was basically pink, I really like it.
8. Berlin bars are not smoky (sorry Chad) - apparantly the neo-nazis that run the Dallas City Council have made their way back over to the motherland, and public smoking has been outlawed in Berlin. I still have high hopes for Koeln and Munchen, but it seems doubtful.
Have a good workday tomorrow....and maybe I will let Julie write some later.
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